An abbreviated story of the substandard banana

There once was a rad department leader who liked to eat bananas after they’d outlived their ‘best consumed by date,” when the bananas had those little brown spots on the peel and were slightly squishy in their undisturbed banana cocoons. Several of this person’s workplace proximity associates were kinda grossed out about this weird fact that they now knew about their leader but they lovingly began to bring their substandard bananas to work with them to share. This story may be told in greater length in the book Be More Pollyanna. Stay tuned!

*If I was willing to put in the time necessary to master the ukulele, I’d have made this my band name instead of my indie publishing imprint. ;)